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How to fill in overplucked brows

Step 1) Decide to buy a house.

Step 2) Become incredibly stressed out, overtaxed and insomnia filled with the details of said process.

Step 3) Completely forget to take care of yourself in any fashion, from brow plucking to shaving to basic feeding and cleaning.

Step 4) Decide to use your only free time to [...]

PAX Beauty (and beasts)

Every year since like 2006, Seattle’s own Mike and Jerry of Penny Arcade have put on an increasingly massive video game fan convention. This thing started for fans by fans (as opposed to for developers by developers), and the turnout in fantastic. Both literally and figuratively. PLUS, my work is throwing a big party [...]

New term — SKINQUIRIES!

Not a Heliotro.pe original, but still a delightful beauty neologism. :)

Magic marker stylings

I LOVE this Jolinean (ooh, new beauty term!) look, but I’ve long been intimidated by liquid eye liner, because I simply suck at applying it. My hand is shaky, I guess, and many formulations are unforgiving if you have to go over the same area twice, and being extremely fair means that mistakes show up [...]

New beauty term (and new category)

I sometimes get struck by utter genius when I’m in the shower, and last Tuesday was no exception. I’ve invented a whole new beauty term!

Brotox \BROH-tawks\ noun 1 : A male who exhibits evidence of creepily unnecessary anti-wrinkle treatments; 2: An alternate name for Botox when used on male subjects.

This tickled me enough [...]

Took these babies for a spin today - more heel than I've worn in over a year and a half. Only stalled the clutch twice! http://t.co/fEOekBPS 1 day ago
Ha! RT @kaitlin_olson: Holy shit! Troops! Did you even know about this?? Was it all worth it, or WHAT!? http://t.co/dBTTEspZ 3 days ago
Airport pedicure: yea or nay? 6 days ago
Damn you, Deschanel -- I almost never succumb to checkstand impulses, but this cover is too adorable. http://t.co/SaSrjECF 1 week ago
I pulled off a pretty freakin great cat today -- even looks zingy through the glasses! Liquid liner, OWNED. http://t.co/cecEodOf 2 weeks ago
@LauraMercier Polished! in reply to LauraMercier 2 weeks ago
Which icon do I pee on to see if I'm pregnant? 2 weeks ago
Love this Outer V Brush tutorial from @MakeupGeek -- super helpful and pretty! http://t.co/pRpjuKaA 3 weeks ago
Wow, my favorite @butterLONDON polish did NOT withstand the test of time. Anyone know if short shelf life is typical of all 3-Free formulas? 3 weeks ago
Mountain Rose Herbs giveaway http://t.co/hWdmDt5T 2012-01-04
Love the @mtroseherbs #herbalgiveaway contest -- what a cool way to reward customers! 2012-01-04
Only just now realized that my @LauraMercier Undercover Pot has a mirror in it. No more using my iPhone camera to touch up my makeup, yay! 2012-01-04
Does anyone else use the front-facing camera on their iOS device to put on lipstick? Ever get caught doing that in an elevator? Me neither. 2012-01-04
This is the least useful @Sephora product ever. http://t.co/V7ZRH3jz 2011-12-29
http://t.co/FTIyYApw 2011-12-16
Life is just better when my baubles are properly arranged. 2011-12-16
@BeautySweetSpot Truth be told I haven't used curl-specific products since I got hooked on Moroccanoil. Guess I'll crack open my Be Curly! in reply to BeautySweetSpot 2011-12-16
@ULTA_Beauty & now you get unfollowed for hogging my Twitter feed. Simmer down there, eager social networking intern -- gotta space em out. in reply to ULTA_Beauty 2011-12-16
Yahtzee! Some glorious @Amazon employee found my lost cosmetics case and left it in the kitchen for me to retrieve. Lip balm, I missed you. 2011-12-12
Protecting my raw lips and nostrils with @oyingoodies Burnt Sugar. This cold would be delicious if I could smell or taste anything at all. 2011-12-10
As good as I've theoretically gotten at putting my face on, I still can't master false lashes. @swinkstylebar to the rescue! 2011-12-08
Help! Which flats to go with this dress (http://t.co/LadY9Rn4) at tonight's charity gala? http://t.co/0dj4gXqK 2011-12-08
Cosmetics case MIA :( http://t.co/tFKWVHKH 2011-12-03
Oh, forlorn & underlit "11 & above" designer clearance shoe rack by the heating vent. Don't worry, I still love you. http://t.co/OvZQblIp 2011-12-01
And goddesses. http://t.co/xeXHT5aY 2011-11-22
May the shitty drugstore perfume gods help us all. http://t.co/8H1JfwH5 2011-11-22
Remember those Hot Topic brand ombré-esque striped tights from the 90s? Suddenly I miss those. Also, brr. 2011-11-18
@SureshBeauty I actually got a compliment on it, haha. I think I softened the undead blow with some smoky black liner. Still, close call. :) in reply to SureshBeauty 2011-11-17
Brick reddish eye shadow was a bad choice on this sleepy morning. I look like a goddamn zombie fetishist. @SureshBeauty taught me better! 2011-11-16
@evachen212 Thanks much! in reply to evachen212 2011-11-15
Wow, I kind of wish Jeffrey Campbell would quit making Gaga-esque hoofclods and just go back to making awesome shoes. 2011-11-13
Wish I were in NYC! RT @glamourmag is looking for NYC women ages 18-29 who need a drastic makeover. 2011-11-12
Wow, "Phytodéfrisant" is about the least "défrisant" anti-frizz balm I've ever used. It's downright "frisant," in fact. Save your money! 2011-11-12
My hair has officially gotten so long that sample packets of shampoo or conditioner are just laughable. I need them in triplicate now. 2011-11-11
@Sephora Are you guys still offering free iPhone cases? I just ordered my #4S and I gotta protect my baby! 2011-10-16
This Ballard #Habitude deal is seriously sweet. 1 hr massage (or swap in a facial) + pedicure + sauna for $94! http://t.co/sqlUQnPe 2011-10-07
Wow, #Nexus -- what a total waste of packaging for a sample I didn't ask for. This weighed like half a pound. http://t.co/o5WiUmny 2011-10-07
Oh stripes. I've missed you. 2011-10-06
Ingredient awareness on the rise? http://t.co/V0zNnCRM 2011-09-30
@SureshBeauty Didn't you do a Barbie birthday cake way back when? Could you send a link to that if it's out there online? 2011-09-02
I don't think I can pull off pigtails at my new employer. Sad! #allgrownupnow 2011-07-21
@carinalee I finally tracked down your famous Physicians Formula concealer at Bed Bath & Beyond, of all places. It really is awesome!! 2011-07-08
I've heard of pop-up restaurants, but not pop-up salons. Weird but possibly awesome? http://t.co/O1mCFas 2011-06-30
This… can't end well, right? I just want a squeaky clean bathtub, not a bubblocalypse! http://t.co/j6O3nfG 2011-06-26
@Sephora Brazil! I was just there in February, but I was too travelflustered to check BatB and pick up some Pequi product. :( #GoodHairWeek in reply to Sephora 2011-06-20
Update on lies and oils, respectively http://nblo.gs/jj25h 2011-06-18
Finally found a good use for that funky spring green liner I wound up getting from an MUA swap. http://t.co/sbOQceY 2011-06-18
This can't possibly last. http://t.co/SV2UWCj 2011-05-30
Second beauty store today where the employees are too young to recall reformulations/discontinued products. #gettinold (@ Kiehl's) 2011-05-28
Aaand they've officially phased out every conditioner I liked. (@ Aveda Experience Center - University Village) http://ow.ly/1thjya 2011-05-28
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